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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 10:11

What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

You Only Live Twice

Is fellatio addictive?

-J W Pepper

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why don’t people want the American Dream anymore - marriage, kids, a dog, and the white picket fence?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do people have trouble accepting the very true fact that "The Blue Marble" photo of Earth is a composite and therefore (just like every other subsequent "picture" of Earth NASA has ever shown us) not a real photo but computer generated?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

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A View to a Kill

Moonraker

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-All the bad guys are black.

Do Republicans want to ban books and decide what your kids can and can’t read?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

What does it mean when your husband comments and likes other women on social media? He has private IG and TikTok accounts that I have no access to. He has saved videos and pictures of women on his phone.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

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